What would it be like to be a dog?

As I look around our house I wonder what would it be like to be a dog?  Not just any dog but one that is spoiled and pampered.  Yes, I am talking about my dogs.  Currently we have 4.  I know that is just CRAZY!  What can I say but I lead a crazy life. Back to the dogs, Clancy is passed out on the couch snoring so loudly I had to turn up the t.v.  Annie is sleeping on my bed.  Zoe, who I wonder if she was a cat in another life, is in her special spot.  Then we have our foster snuggled up in her bed.  To be one of our dogs you have plenty of food, someone to love on you all of the time, nice furniture to sleep on, and people to take you for daily walks.  Everything is right there at your paws.
Do they wonder what life would be like as a human?  Sometimes, I am positive my dogs think I am a dumb A**!  They just look at me and I can tell that is what they are thinking. 
Of course, I love their enthusiasm and excitement every time I come home.  HAHAH!  NOT...my dogs are so lazy they barely lift their heads to acknowledge we are home.  They are more irritated that we woke them from their slumber then excited to see us.
Clancy does this crazy thing that I am not sure if it irritates me or is it funny.  He is too dainty to go outside and tough it out in the elements so he likes to stand with his head out of the dog door while the rest of his body is still content in the climate controlled house.  What a weenie.
Before I had this clan of dogs I had one dog that was pretty human, but I will have to write about her another day.  I am pretty sure I should write a children's book about her.
I know, I am drifting off subject.  I believe I am tired tonight.  I will have to revisit this subject another night.  My dogs are very entertaining and make me laugh all of the time.  I cannot wait to tell you more.  I am sure you will be on the edge of your seats with anticipation!