I went to this beautiful wedding of a former student this weekend. I had a great time and my daughter looked wonderful in her flower girl dress. There were so many cameras and pictures being taken. I love the fact that we can take pictures and instantly share them with our loved ones. I am usually the one behind the camera so I was completely flabbergasted when I saw pictures of myself. I know that I have been steadily gaining weight but OMG! I almost passed out. Shame on my friends and family for not say, "gee, your ass is getting big and you look like you swallowed one of your kids". LOL, could you imagine anyone actually saying that to me? I would have kill them. I look like an hippo that matted with a penguin. My head is small and my but and my gut are stretching the limits of my skin. Then my skinny shins look like they cannot hold my weight.
So what would you do if you cried for an hour over your pictures? I wanted to bury myself in a pint of ice cream but I didn't. I looked into finding a rich relative to buy me a tummy tuck and lipo. But of course, I do not have a rich relative that could give elective surgery. So I did the only thing I could think of..I went online and joined weight watchers. Maybe this will help. I know I am crazy to start it this week with my vacation looming in the shadows, but I am trying to be proactive. I am already stressed out over this and I know that I want to go into the kitchen and shove anything and everything into my mouth! Gee, I wonder where the weight issues came from, LOL!
My crazy life has lead my way to my enormous butt and my love of beer has created the gut. I have a six pack alright. It is just hiding behind the keg that I wear around my waist. I will try and blog about this but, I am the world's worst on keeping a journal. Ugh!
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